me: *suckin dick*
thunder: *makes loud noise*
me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*
a human year = 7 dog years
a dog is a man’s best friend
7 is God’s favorite number
dog is God backwards
This is a useless coincidence.
so was your birth
This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
This is incredibly stupid.
I like to pretend that I can animate sometimes !! I’ve been wanting to make some sort of Nepeta action-y scene for a while now. Lot’s of mistakes of course but I think it came out pretty decent for a first try !
if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me
pls do it
i’m not cool or popular
i’m a sad lonely meme