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whatpumpkin:

Mallory Dyer worked on these two gorgeous and brimmed-with-details illustrations. They’ll serve as our 2015 calendar’s front and back covers. 

Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S + animals

holyaphrodite:

Bianca’s voice broke a little. // art by dellbelle39

holyaphrodite:

Bianca’s voice broke a little. // art by dellbelle39

The Amercian school system.

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

image

apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

???????????????????

This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

tastefullyoffensive:

[mandatoryrollercoaster]
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

leelubell:

This is incredibly stupid.

leelubell:

This is incredibly stupid.

playbunny:

I like to pretend that I can animate sometimes !! I’ve been wanting to make some sort of Nepeta action-y scene for a while now. Lot’s of mistakes of course but I think it came out pretty decent for a first try !

playbunny:

I like to pretend that I can animate sometimes !! I’ve been wanting to make some sort of Nepeta action-y scene for a while now. Lot’s of mistakes of course but I think it came out pretty decent for a first try !

bokunoarmin:

psa

like

if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me

pls do it

i’m not cool or popular

i’m a sad lonely meme

Person A: Makes a typo
Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
Person B: Says the word with the original typo
Person A: Shut up